This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.

this is too fantastic for words.

i do not know, because i am a crab. 

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Sweatpants ft. Problem | Childish Gambino 

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Obamacare: it’s working!

Daft Punk – Computerized (Ft. Jay Z)
Anonymous: What are your favorite things to do in nyc?


On a day like today?

I’d probably walk to Columbus circle and up to Central Park. Maybe meet up with a couple friends and soak up the sun, people watch. Head to the MET, stay in the rooms with the most sun. Head back outside, window shop, avoid Broadway.

Head over into Brooklyn, Red Hook is beautiful, go to the river. Have a late brunch. Or go down to the Highline with a book, a huge cup of tea and a large scarf.

Get one of those Citi bikes and head south, go over the bridge. Buy one thing. If you’re there not on a Sunday, go to the Union Square Green market. Buy some lavender, tuck it into your back to give little bunches to your friends. Buy some veggies or fruit to snack on.

When the sun goes down, find a bar that has candles lit. Mother’s Ruin is great. Tom & Jerry’s. Or Marshall Stack. Or go to the Village East Cinema to see a film.

Stay out late, laugh a lot. Dance. Wake up smiling and craving a filling breakfast. 



what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

tequila mockingbird

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The Borowitz Report: Arizona Confronting Awkward Realization That Gay People Have Money, Buy Stuff

“Just days after the Arizona legislature passed a law that would enable businesses to discriminate against gays, it emerged that gays spend billions of dollars in Arizona each year—an unexpected development that seemed to take many legislators by surprise.”

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Above: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer. Photograph by Bebeto Matthews/AP.



It’s Yonce time! Here’s my rendition of Queen B’s “Drunk In Love”! NEW VIDEO EVERY TUESDAY!